Do not taunt super happy fun ball

 

I’m somewhat familiar with the SNL reference...and...for the record, I’m not taunting super happy fun ball [WHAM-O Super Duper Ball]...I’m taunting the wife unit [MacGyverette] by using super happy fun ball [WHAM-O Super Duper Ball] indoors...which has rendered the MacGyverette super pissed off at the Mad Dog.

 

Your pic looks like a click bait YouTube video - Big red arrow and all!

 

@Mad Dog

superballs, like grenades and panzerfausts, are not indoor toys.

neither is my 350 Royal Enfield.

heed yee the voice of experience.

For the record, Frau Fritz will side with MacGyverette leaving us outnumbered many to two.

I'm not sure how or why that works, but you know it does.

 

Do not taunt MacGyerette with happy fun ball.

 

I interpret warning labels through experience. (Why do white cotton towels say not to bleach them??)

 

Obviously...you have some technology that I don’t have.

What is this technology?

Is it free?

 

Viewed from behind the Dirty Window in My World you seem like Some Kind of Monster. Will you try to Shoot Me Again? If you persist with all this Frantic behavior we will have to send you to the St. Anger clinic where Sweet Amber will Purify you until The Unnamed Feeling subsides and you return to being an Invisible Kid. Your future lies All Within My Hands.

 

For that my friend you deserve a like, though you do remain The Unforgiven!

 

How and why did you only use those 2 albums....

Technically Unforgiven 2.....

 

This dude always abides... But I don't always read (or pay attention to) warning labels! I feel like an old soul. Kids these days play inside on video games and on their phones. Even for me growing up in the 80's, I was out in the dirt, building forts, and getting into as much mischief as I could with my neighborhood "gang". I'm super grateful for my awesome childhood! Poor kids these days just don't have the same kind of upbringing. If I had to pick another decade to grow up in, it'd be the 1950's...

 

I rip mattress tags off with reckless abandon. My Native American name is "Running with Scissors."

 

That is one of the most creative and funny posts I have ever seen.

 

I often ignore warning labels, I'm a real wild child.

 

Sometimes, warning labels provide smart advice.