You poor confused souls, I feel for you.
Tesla orders are only taking about 3 months. They sell direct so it's no haggle, fixed price with no gouging. A cool thing about Teslas.... they're electric. You plug them in in your garage and you can get a 315 mile charge (for the Model 3 long range) for about $8 of electricity, compared with about $60 of gas for an internal combustion car. Also, they're the best car ever made:
- They're the fastest (in acceleration in their respective price brackets)
- They're the safest (both in frame design and collision avoidance software)
- They're the cheapest to fuel (see above)
- They're the cheapest to maintain (you never service the engine, only tires and brakes)
- They're the greenest (literally saving the world from civilization ending sea level rises)
- They drive themselves (Ok, this one still needs a lot of work, but it's getting better)
- They're an all around pleasure to drive in a way no gas car has ever come close, with perfect throttle response, flat cornering and a smooth refined driving experience that makes your German luxury car feel like a clunky PoS
- They're made in America (Americans care about this)
But go ahead and continue to downplay them. I get quite a kick when the light turns green and I floor it, going from 0-60 in 3.1 seconds and leave your loud noisy clunker in the dust. It's fun driving a $66,000 car knowing that the only thing on the road that can come close to it in a drag race is a $250,000 Lamborghini.