Cringe-worthy expressions…

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That’s whack! G-money, word to your mother.

Wait…that’s a bit dated now isn’t it.
Not at all, you’re very hip with it and down with the kids yo 😁
 
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Strap Monster... I physically recoiled after writing it out 🤐
Just wrote this in a post 🤔

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Heard at a leadership training symposium when I was last working.

Facilitator "...very interesting point David, let's all converstaion this?".
 
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Heard at a leadership training symposium when I was last working.

Facilitator "...very interesting point David, let's all converstaion this?".
Oh God, Jim. Work meetings, thankfully they are well in the past!

“Put it on the back burner”
“Let’s take that point off line”
“360 review”
 
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Heard at a leadership training symposium when I was last working.

Facilitator "...very interesting point David, let's all converstaion this?".
Let’s all caucus for a bit during our break-out session, do a little brainstorming and white board some ideas.
 
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Let’s all caucus for a bit during our break-out session, do a little brainstorming and white board some ideas.
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Yup! After two hours of that “team building” my internal monologue says “why don’t you tell us what you want to see in an email and we can go about our lives”
 
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“team building” my internal monologue
Reminds me of mine…..

  • We trained hard but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing, and what a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while actually producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization.
    — attributed to Petronius Arbiter, 210 B.C.
 
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Let’s all caucus for a bit during our break-out session, do a little brainstorming and white board some ideas.
I had my team do this on Friday, but my phasing was "hey, huddle up. We have 1 hour to un-F this production plan for next week."
 
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Yup! After two hours of that “team building” my internal monologue says “why don’t you tell us what you want to see in an email and we can go about our lives”
"Fine. We want to see you all not spending time on watch forums during work hours."

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