Cringe-worthy expressions…

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New shoes (for a new watch strap) 😡
 
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New shoes (for a new watch strap) 😡
I do say that when I get new tires (or tyres in your case)- baby got new shoes.
 
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“We met organically.”

“Okay, I’ll play.”
 
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“We met organically.”

“Okay, I’ll play.”
In all fairness the top saying should be applauded because they actually have to go outside and physically touch and speak to people in the actual real world 🤣. Way more scary compared to farmers only or tinder………….

“Is it ok to mow the lawn with this?”
 
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Just contributing to the cringe. Wait a minute, here. I see what you did “that’s enough now”. My wife has said that. Good one 😆
 
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Cringe-worthy or ironic?
Probably both.

"The lunatics have taken over the asylum"
 
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"Sick" I just hope the kids finds another expression soon and adults can jump on that band wagon instead. We need to heal.
 
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New shoes (for a new watch strap) 😡
Andy, reminds me - what about new tyres for new shoes?
 
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Andy, reminds me - what about new tyres for new shoes?
So was working somewhere years ago and the employee who opens stuff so I can inspect had just got new boots..so I asked are you going to do the “New boots” when you get home….
He’s ears pricked and he asked me what was the “New Boots”
So I explained, you put the new boots on and nothing else and show the wife after the kids are tucked in… Shook his head and laughed

Next day he comes in and he couldn’t look me in the eye without grinning like a Cheshire Cat 🐈‍⬛ and trying to avoid me….

He done the “New boots” trick 😂😂😂😂

(He was a big grumpy dude who was hard to work with some times…after this he was always a good guy to work with whenever my team came in.)
 
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"I voted." (In placard, lapel pin, bumper sticker, instagram, pretty much any form)
 
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You guys are skibidi toilet
That’s whack! G-money, word to your mother.

Wait…that’s a bit dated now isn’t it.