Cringe-worthy expressions…

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"I'd like to double click on that"
- Used in a verbal conversation where someone wants to dig deeper into a certain topic.

Heard this for the first time a few weeks ago while interviewing a candidate for a new role... almost jumped across the table and throttled him.
 
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"I'd like to double click on that"
- Used in a verbal conversation where someone wants to dig deeper into a certain topic.

Heard this for the first time a few weeks ago while interviewing a candidate for a new role... almost jumped across the table and throttled him.

When he asks you why he wasn't selected for the job you can just tell him that you right click -> close window'd him
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Screams 90s.
The wart/Reeses peanut butter cup is polarizing.
 
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A bottle of water is not a hydration ‘solution’, if you drive a van and move furniture you are not a relocation ‘solution’.
If you think you are part of the ‘solution’ then you are a twat.


Oh, and if we have a discussion where you fail to persuade me and your response is ‘whatever (or worse, whatevs)’ I will kick you in the nuts.
 
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“Reaching out”
“I’ll reach out”

Why can’t we just say “I’ll give him a call”

Reaching out, hate that phrase. Full of wiggle room and BS .

“I reached out but could not get in touch” fυck that phrase. Bitches use to have an escape method
 
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"Lets agree to diagree" and " Thats your version" in an argument, just admit you are wrong, no need for cliches. Easier said than done, I know.

"Alpha", "Beta" " Sigma" I work with teens and hear this shit daily. It annoys me that boys are taking advice on being a man from someone filming them self screaming into the mirror.

"Watch journey" I just think its strange that we have to follow a path consisting of Casio, Seiko, Omega, Rolex and finaly "graduating" to haut horology. To me this is just consumption. I dont spend my money on things other people says I must have. I view vintage collecting differently, but "you do you" and thats a saying that maybe qualifies to this list too.
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hen hen
"Lets agree to diagree" and " Thats your version" in an argument, just admit you are wrong, no need for cliches. Easier said than done, I know.

And the current “My truth…”
 
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Any sentence/remark beginning, “So,…”

Although if you missed the first “so”, the chances are that almost every succeeding sentence will also begin, “So,…”
 
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I’m also tired of constantly hearing “Hands! hands! Show me your hands!!” Usually followed by “Turn around and walk slowly backwards towards me”. Time for something original officers 🙄

Don't forget "Relax!" as they are beating the crap out of you, or "Stop resisting" as you lay unconscious on the ground.
 
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And the current “My truth…”
Oh yeah thats annoying too. "my truth" as compared to "the truth"
 
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I love this thread, it must be the greatest this year?

Go OF Go!
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