This is not the clean-cut, straight-laced, avuncular Ed White we're familiar with. No sir. This Ed White is laying low, unshaven, chain smoking in a windowless van outside your house at 3 AM.

It's popped up on a few forums now with different prices, all from a new user with 1 post. Some forums are removing the listing. It goes without saying I guess that you shouldn't think of touching this.



And, not sure what to make of this crown...

Pictures are high res however, so props for that.

 

That watch has some merits, but not at the asking price, and none at all from a scammer.

Your post is more notable for the use of the word "avuncular". First appearance here on OF as far as I know.

Moderators are going to have to keep an eye on you for further sesquipedalian behavior.

 

I'll stand by "avuncular" always – might be in my top 10 of favorite words. And next to it in the dictionary, this picture.

 

I had to look that one up.

 

Ditto