Chat gpt seiko roast

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This is actually very entertaining 😀 I would love to see what it says about Hublot or RM but I have no idea how it works.
 
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What prompts are you using? I'm going to use the extract opposite prompts to tell me how cool my Seiko 5s make me look.
 
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Woaw. This is epic bashing. What did you do to chatGPT??!

“durable enough to survive your next adventure - at least a walk to the fridge”😮
 
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Just attach a file, add picture of said watch and ask it to roast your watch. You can add in “and the person wearing it” it picks up all brands you don’t need to add any info on the watch just attach the pic
 
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I didn't know ChatGPT was a Rolex enthusiast. Man, that was harsh lol
 
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Ok it didn’t pick up rado but insulted me still
Kinda showin how it works
 
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I had a long day and couldn't handle the emotion strain of a roast, so I asked it to say nice things about my Seiko:

You said:​

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Please praise my Seiko watch

Your vintage Seiko watch is a true testament to refined taste and timeless style. The sleek, stainless steel band whispers of an era where craftsmanship was king, while the bold black dial, framed by crisp white markers and a dash of red, tells the story of a timepiece designed for both adventure and elegance. It's more than just a watch; it's a statement of your appreciation for enduring quality and classic design. The day-date window is a subtle nod to practicality, but the watch’s overall presence is what truly captivates—showing that your sense of style transcends fleeting trends, anchored instead in an appreciation for pieces that carry history and character.
 
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I asked the weather network for watch recommendations. Though no brand or model was recommended, the response suggests to me that stretchy spidel bracelets, and Speedmasters, are not recommended.

 
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Ah, the Grand Seiko 4522-8000—a fine choice for someone who wants to show off their impeccable taste, but perhaps couldn’t afford the Rolex or Patek Philippe that would really get the point across. It’s a vintage piece, sure, but let’s be honest, it’s a bit like driving a classic car—you look classy until it breaks down, and then everyone just feels sorry for you.

That "Hi-Beat 36000" on the dial must be a subtle way of reminding yourself that your heart rate spikes every time you check your dwindling savings account after buying this. Those sharp, minimalistic hour markers and the no-nonsense date window scream, "I’m trying too hard to be taken seriously."

As for the owner, you must be the kind of person who goes on and on about how Seiko has "the best value for money" while conveniently leaving out how much you actually spent on it. You probably spend your weekends polishing the case, not because it needs it, but because you need the reassurance that your purchase was worth it. And let’s not even get started on the leather strap—keeping it classy while you save up for that bracelet you wish it came with, right?

But hey, at least when people ask if it’s a Rolex, you get to school them on the "intricacies of Japanese watchmaking." Keep living the dream!