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Charles and Camilla, would I get away with a very tongue in cheek joke.

jove14
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Hi, all.

Question, would I at this time get away without a lot of abuse if I put a very tongue in cheek joke on "Tell me a joke" on OF, about Charles and Camilla.
I had an idea about a joke a C and C and I have developed it into a joke about them.
But I don't want to offend any one if I were to put it on Tell me a joke on OF.

Your opinions please, If I get a lot of positive remarks I will put it up.
Otherwise I will save it for another time.

Joe.
 
Charlemagne1333
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It would only be a joke.

If anyone was to be offended, they could always put their notice in…
 
Walrus
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I’m offended you had to ask if you would offend me if you told a joke.
 
Turpinr
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Ok by me as I'm not a royalist.
I see these two as no more important than any other very rich people
 
jove14
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Walrus Walrus
I’m offended you had to ask if you would offend me if you told a joke.
I understand what you are saying, but I thought it very a sensitive time because of our Queen dying and I might offend some people.
Joe.
 
Walrus
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I understand what you are saying, but I thought it very a sensitive time because of our Queen dying and I might offend some people.
Joe.
What I said was in jest sometimes it’s better to ask these days
 
Tony C.
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As far as I am concerned, you should be able tell a joke about the late Queen without worrying. It is silly to expect everyone to act reverential towards recently deceased public figures, and I certainly wouldn't be concerned about those who might take offense when a joke is posted on a thread dedicated to humor.

Here's one of my favorite, though admittedly extreme examples. Soon after the controversial reverend Jerry Falwell died, the late Christopher Hitchens was interviewed on CNN, and said "If you gave Falwell an enema, he could have been buried in a matchbox." 😁
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Engee
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I will be furious. Now you need to decide if you care about offending me.
 
nonuffinkbloke
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Is it the gag about Charles driving through Windsor Castle and he runs over one of The Queens Corgis... and flattens it? He says "Oh my God! Mummy will go mad!.... oh I wish, I wish I could bring it back to life!"

(Fairy God Mother appears and says) "You are of royal blood... but still you have but one wish!"
(Charles says) "Please, please..... can you bring mummy's dog back to life?"
(Fairy God Mother says) "What???... out of the question mate!.... you've squashed it flat!.. it's totally f@#ked!"
(Charles says) "Oh dear...well then... with your magic power...could you make Cammila better looking?"
(Fairy God Mother scratches her head and says) "Hmmmm???... I'll tell ya what mate...let's have another look at that f@#king dog"::rimshot::

Was that the gag you were worried about? 😕
 
gbesq
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Do as you please, but you may have to face the Black Knight.
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jove14
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No It's this one.

Picture the scene, King Charles and Camilla are in the bedroom at Buck Palace.

Charles is holding and caressing the state crown.


Charles is saying;

“ Precious, Precious!

Charles cried out, O my Precious it’s mine!

Mine!

She kept it from me all these years.

But now she’s dead!!

You’re mine!

It’s mine!

Mine! O my precious!


Camilla say’s;

“Charles, do we have to go through this every time you want to make love!”

Joe.
 
Maganator
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jove14 jove14
No It's this one.

Picture the scene, King Charles and Camilla are in the bedroom at Buck Palace.

Charles is holding and caressing the state crown.


Charles is saying;

“ Precious, Precious!

Charles cried out, O my Precious it’s mine!

Mine!

She kept it from me all these years.

But now she’s dead!!

You’re mine!

It’s mine!

Mine! O my precious!


Camilla say’s;

“Charles, do we have to go through this every time you want to make love!”

Joe.
Sounds like King Charles is getting more action than I am.
 
pdxleaf
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No It's this one.

Picture the scene, King Charles and Camilla are in the bedroom at Buck Palace.

Charles is holding and caressing the state crown.


Charles is saying;

“ Precious, Precious!

Charles cried out, O my Precious it’s mine!

Mine!

She kept it from me all these years.

But now she’s dead!!

You’re mine!

It’s mine!

Mine! O my precious!


Camilla say’s;

“Charles, do we have to go through this every time you want to make love!”

Joe.


When are you going to tell the joke?

::rimshot::
 
blufinz52
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jove14 jove14
No It's this one.

Picture the scene, King Charles and Camilla are in the bedroom at Buck Palace.

Charles is holding and caressing the state crown.


Charles is saying;

“ Precious, Precious!

Charles cried out, O my Precious it’s mine!

Mine!

She kept it from me all these years.

But now she’s dead!!

You’re mine!

It’s mine!

Mine! O my precious!


Camilla say’s;

“Charles, do we have to go through this every time you want to make love!”

Joe.

Don't quit your day job. 😉
 
Omegafanman
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By @Jove ............... One has not quite got it .... and no one else has either..
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