Would you purchase a pocket watch from this man?
I did a thing. It was not a good thing either.
Ever since I went down the rabbit hole of pocket watch collecting I've always had an inordinate fear of dropping a pocket watch and having it "grenade" into ruination. No shock resistance, glass crystals, and vitreous enamel dials, large cases that dent, all features that combine to render pocket watches into grenades with pins pulled and just waiting to detonate, to my mind.
Last Friday afternoon I went to fetch a case of 16 size pocket watches from off of a closet shelf in order to put away a couple of pocket watches that I had recently worn, but then had been left on top of the gun safe. I noticed that a stray necktie had its "tail" caught under the case on the shelf. Not a great length of tie tail either, but just the end. I keep the neckties on a tie caddie hanging on the inside of the closet door so have no idea how that tie ended up underneath the watch case on the shelf. The watch case lid was unfastened.
I grasped the tie and tugged at the tail to free it. Not a hard and jerky tug, just a mild tug. This sent the entire case, still containing 16 pocket watches, crashing to the closet floor. Some of the pocket watches clattered onto a shoe shine box with surface about 9 inches above the floor, but most cascaded to the floor which is a wood veneer with concrete slab beneath, about a 42-inch fall.
Was loud enough to sound catastrophic to Mrs. noelekal who was in another part of the house. She hollered: "What happened? Are you alright?" I replied that yes I was fine; just putting things away in my messy hobby room.
Her reply: "Well, it's about time you straightened up that mess."
Feeling heartsick and wretched I gathered up the watches and replaced them into the case, in the favored order, just so. One got completely away and was lurking underneath the bottom closet rod that has trousers hanging on it and it took a few minutes to turn up.
Examination found no broken crystals or cracks in dials. I have been winding up and setting three per day too check them out mechanically. I forgot to wind three yesterday. So far, the tests have been positive, all watches apparently running normally and keeping time.
What are the chances of me testing the 16 pocket watches and finding not a single casualty?