Bathroom renovation idea

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Sounds like an origin story for a future Marvel superhero 馃榿
What would his special power be? The ability to light up the dark by flopping his todger out?
or being able to piss through to eye of a needle at 500 meters?
 
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What would his special power be? The ability to light up the dark by flopping his todger out?
or being able to piss through to eye of a needle at 500 meters?

Or maybe stop time thru the power of his anus.
 
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If you are taking a #2 and the date flips over on one of the watches in the middle of it, it's literally same shit, different day...
 
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If you fell a burning sensation when laying a cable.....your ring of fire may not be caused by a dodgy curry or spicy food!.... It may well be the radium from one of the watches embedded in the seat!
 
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If you fell a burning sensation when laying a cable.....your ring of fire may not be caused by a dodgy curry or spicy food!.... It may well be the radium from one of the watches embedded in the seat!
You can鈥檛 say the words without the accompanying music