Learn from the comic master, Robin Williams. Seek help immediately if you notice similar symptoms (from an article about his recent biography): "The author writes that on the night before he hanged himself Williams 'began to fixate on some of the designer wrist watches that he owned and grew fearful that they were in danger of being stolen.' He took several of them and stuffed them in a sock and drove them to a friend’s house nearby for safekeeping."
Uh oh, he must have thought his wife caught wind of the purchases... ...it's no longer sounding like a suicide...
I can only imagine the things that were going thorough that guys head in the time leading up to his suicide....
While I like the dark sense of humor portrayed in your post, for some reason I just can't bring myself to "Like" it considering it does make light of one of my all time favorite entertainer's death. However, don't let that stop you from joining the fraternity of us Sarcastic Kool Kids here at ΩF. Keep up the good work. Before you know it you'll be on the council sitting between M'Bob and efauser.
Williams would probably think it was funny, so I'm giving it a thumbs-up...though I do appreciate the sentiment of The Squire-el.
Speaking of comedians and watches... I was under the weather a bit today and started watching “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee” my god Seinfeld has an inexhaustible supply of Breitlings. I stopped counting at 5 different Models. Kevin Hart rocks a nice sky dweller though.
Kevin Hart actually has quite an extensive wrist watch collection. Many can be seen on a YouTube video he does showing some of them off