The My Wife Said I Needed a Hobby guy. Do you often sit around the house asking your wife if there are more chores you can be doing? Do you often ask if you can please go visit your in-laws for a change of scenery? Do you volunteer to go to every PTA meeting, dance recital, school play rehearsal just to get out of the house? If so, then maybe watch collecting is for you... A hobby that instantly devours all of your free time and money and makes your wife regret telling you to find a new hobby in the first place. Gotta love it.