I'm not blaming Pastorbottle for the comment and I understand that it was in jest. That being said, blaming the victim is one of the oldest defense ploys still in use today and unfortunately some jurors take it seriously.

 

I dunno which is the most heinous crime robbing some poor bastard or wearing that ghastly monstrosity! (hint)

 

I want one, far more flashy than my Daytona but I suspect you would be far more likely to be mugged for this than a Rolex by lame arsed criminal millennials.

 

Hmmm. Boat anchors have changed in design since I last threw one overboard. I imagine this this one holds well in deep mud?

 

The problem with using this as an anchor is that you generally need to retrieve them…….. would you really want to drag this thing back on board, having successfully grown it into the deep where it belongs?
And throwing it into the water will scare off any poor bloody fish that sees it! Thereby ruining the day’s fishing.