You know those stories you see about high school kids asking stars to the prom - and it happens?!?!?! http://www.zimbio.com/Stars Who've Gotten Asked to Prom Or waiters / waitresses / delivery people getting stiffed and nasty comments on the bill, only to get tons of money from sympathy tippers? Well, it's time I owned a Speedmaster but I don't want to pay for it since you jokers have caused such a bubble. So who's gonna buy me one? It doesn't have to be a 2998, just a regular old 70's or 80's 145.022 generic version. AND NONE OF THOSE REDUCED ONES!!!! Gotta be the real deal! I wanna be in the herd...... er, club! ......okay, seriously...... I just wanted to give you guys a crack at taking a few potshots at me since I've been busting your stones recently.