LATE ENTRY: For the record...the hole (ripped seam) that doesn't exist anymore was located in the arm pit area of my work uniform jacket. Why is a hole in this inconspicuous area important to fix immediately? Because when I grease on a landing and the super hottie flight attendants want to do frying pan high-fives in the jetway (because of my greaser landing), my raised arm(s) while doing frying pan high-fives would expose any sort of armpit hole(s) that exist at the time...and that would RUIN EVERYTHING.
I bet Mrs Mad dog would be Mrs MAD
dog if she found out you were trying to impress super hottie flight attendants with your greaser landing instead of trying to impress Mrs mad "hottie" dog at home
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