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Well it finally happened to me

  1. cicindela Steve @ ΩF Staff Member Feb 18, 2017

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    :unsure:

    My wife was downstairs at her desk this morning when I heard, did you buy a watch in New Orleans?.

    Me, what?

    her, what's this receipt ??

    me (silently to myself) Shit!!




    me,
    Mmm, ah, Mmm ah.
    Yes it was going to be a surprise birthday present to me :cautious:

    Her , hand it over. :(

    :whipped:
    :(

     
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  2. DLT222 Double D @ ΩF Staff Member Feb 18, 2017

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    BUUUSSSSTED!!!
     
  3. lillatroll Feb 18, 2017

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    Not much to do except take her shopping for shoes and handbags and hope she forgets about the watch.
     
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  4. Larry S Color Commentator for the Hyperbole. Feb 18, 2017

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    Yea mine is just trying passive vs confrontation. It's working.
     
  5. Uniqez Feb 18, 2017

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    I can even talk about the watches purchase outlaud))) She would be rolling her eyes and saying that I have only two wrists. Thus, all the purchasing is going on completely silent on my end.Also, I would put my work address as the delivery address))))))))
     
  6. marcn Enough space to say witty Feb 18, 2017

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    Practice saying, "Honey... I've always wanted to stop into Coach. Should we?"
     
  7. calalum Feb 18, 2017

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    That is why we have offices out of the house.
     
  8. Paedipod Feb 18, 2017

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    If that's all it takes......getting off light.:thumbsup: Coach is entry level and there are some other more apologetic (puni$hing) bags out there..
     
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  9. Uniqez Feb 18, 2017

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    You're not talking about Birkin puni$hing, are you?[emoji33]
     
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  10. Paedipod Feb 18, 2017

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    :(
     
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  11. adi4 Feb 18, 2017

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    Yeah, starting at Chanel and up to Hermes would be more likely. :thumbsdown:
     
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  12. UncleBuck understands the decision making hierarchy Feb 18, 2017

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    Steve, go offense!
    Hey, I deserve this , Babe, if you gotta better deal somewhere else, go for it!

    I used this on several of my ex's.
     
  13. dougiedude Carpe horologium! Feb 18, 2017

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    Musta worked really well!
    lmao.gif
    UncleBuck, you are most definitely an 'under-poster'.

    Funniest post I think I've heard on OmegaForums!
    I'm still...
    lmao.gif
     
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  14. Baz9614 Feb 18, 2017

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    So then she only has one pair of shoes??
     
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  15. UncleBuck understands the decision making hierarchy Feb 18, 2017

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    I may have used a different "B" word occasionally. counsel really didn't like it.
     
  16. Uniqez Feb 18, 2017

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    Heeeeelllll noooo, she would get me with my other passion(s)...and then I have to pay a deductible))))
     
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  17. gemini4 Hoarder Of Speed et alia Feb 18, 2017

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    Steve, what was your watch receipt doing anywhere near HER desk??::puke::
     
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  18. CajunTiger Cajuns and Gators can't read newspapers! Feb 18, 2017

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    1st...why were you in New Orleans without notifying the resident Cajun?
    2nd...send it to me and I'll "return" it for you.
     
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  19. alam Feb 18, 2017

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    The reason I ask/prefer e-receipts :)
     
  20. watchknut New watch + Instagram + wife = dumbass Feb 18, 2017

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    The reason I don't like receipts at all...
     
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