If you're an official on the take and like a luxury watch (even a fugly one like the Russian's) be weary of photographers.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-33760030

 

I would require pay to wear that ugly piece of shit!
Of course if was a gift from the Mrs. I would perhaps have swallowed my pride and self esteem and gone with it, but it would have been a tough call!