Uhm, really? A ‘marriage’ watch where you can see the wedding night!

airansun · Mar 1, 2020

Yay, eBay! How would I know I could have such a thing? I mean, it’s pretty subtle, right?

I’d love to see people’s faces when they ask the time and you show them with this piece.

Dead Link/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https://www.ebay.com/ulk/itm/274292112874

I apologize in advance if this is a little too racy for OF, but I had to share it with you all.

Fritz · Mar 1, 2020

Lemme guess... its from the Ukraine

Engee · Mar 1, 2020

There's actually a long history of erotica themed watches... https://www.revolution.watch/after-hours-part-1-erotica-automata/?archive

Larry S · Mar 1, 2020

Fritz
Lemme guess... its from the Ukraine

Nope ... see above. I can’t imagine owning this but there are collectors who do.

Fritz · Mar 1, 2020

Larry S
Nope ... see above. I can’t imagine owning this but there are collectors who do.

Being a smart ass I made the Ukraine comment, because that seems to be the home of the nastiest bodge jobs.
But you said "No...see above...so I went back and clicked on the original listing.

Item location: Ukraine.... 😁

Yeah I'm aware of the long history of this stuff... early 1800s French erotica pocket watches and all that, but that watch stinks of kielbasa and cabbage rolls!

Dan S · Mar 1, 2020

Classy and artistic.

OMEGuy · Mar 1, 2020

I believe it's a redial.

But Hungary isn't that far away from perfection either:

https://www.ebay.de/itm/Antique-OME...943368?hash=item1a930848c8:g:20kAAOSwTqtd9qUI

eugeneandresson · Mar 1, 2020

All the erotic dial UN watches I have seen ...erm ... ‘do’ something. Ie the erotic ‘bits’ are a complication. But those were at Baselworld...hang on, I might still have movies somewhere...🙄

airansun · Mar 1, 2020

Let’s put it this way: I knew a guy in the late 70’s, who fancied himself a real ‘ladies man’. He would have considered this a very clever watch to wear picking up women.

it’s just crude. The old, vintage erotic time pieces can be quite explicit themselves, but there’s always a cleverness to offset this.

frederico · Mar 10, 2020

One day I’ll own a Blancpain Pièce unique

Engee · Mar 10, 2020

frederico
One day I’ll own a Blancpain pièce Unique

Looks like those watches have a bumper movement.