We used to put our records in those

 

Used to??????

 

Your forgetting all our furry critters have pouches

 

A Kiwi and an Aussie are fishing one afternoon and have a couple of cold beers. After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?" The Kiwi after a great deal of thought, says, "I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even

 

Bruce the Aussie builder was going through a house he had just built for the woman who owned it. She was telling him what colour to paint each room. They went into the first room and she said "I want this room to be painted a light blue."

The builder went to the front door and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!" When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be bright red. The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

When he came back, the woman said "I keep telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell 'green side up' - what is that for?" The builder said, "Don't worry about that, I've justgot a couple of Kiwis laying the turf out front."

 

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Liar, you blokes don't know what green grass looks like, Australian grass is characterized as brown sun burnt stubble.....

 

Like they always do, hijack a roo and force it to carry their groceries home in its pouch.

 

Just proves the old addage
" even a blind dog can lick his own balls"

looking forward to this weekends match.... History is certainly against " the lucky country"