This is just a very clever tag line from the marketing dept...

M'Bob · Jun 27, 2020

I picked this up at a local pharmacy in a rush, only to flip it over and find this really funny note at the top. It once and for all answers the question that all kids ask, “Why am I here?”

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Back:

Savirde · Jun 27, 2020

I've noticed that one before, probably my favorite.

I'm using the Original High Endurance one right now, and the back says "contains odor-fighting atomic robots that shoot lasers at your stench monsters and replaces them with fresh, clean, masculine scent elves".

rob#1 · Jun 27, 2020

More of a Blue Stratos guy myself 😉

abrod520 · Jun 27, 2020

This stuff has a clever name, but as a deodorant it is the truth

Tried it a couple years ago after having trouble with irritation from aluminum-based antiperspirants. Not one issue since then, plus it blocks odor for like 36 hours (the longest I've gone during a nightmare American Airlines fuckup).

Pit Boss is a clever name but it turns out to be quite apt lol

DaveK · Jun 27, 2020

This is what you really want

Professor · Jun 27, 2020

You wore the same cheap colonge at the trial, something a child might chose, with a ship on the bottle.