Things that people don’t know how to do anymore

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Why do Australians put an o on the end of everything? How did it come about in the first place?Does anyone actually pronounce the full word,or does everyone just cut every word to a minimum and just stick an o on the end?
I guess your name in Oz would be lillatro 😁
 
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Why do Australians put an o on the end of everything? How did it come about in the first place?Does anyone actually pronounce the full word,or does everyone just cut every word to a minimum and just stick an o on the end?
Deffo.
 
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Why do Australians put an o on the end of everything? How did it come about in the first place?Does anyone actually pronounce the full word,or does everyone just cut every word to a minimum and just stick an o on the end?
Alcohol
 
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Gestetner? An instrument of torture used by teachers, club newsletter editors and other amatuers who needed to print things without the expense of a proper printing press. Eg for a local motor club newsletter:
1) write month's copy out longhand (compose it too, ever get contributions? Thought not.)
2) take sheet of Gestetner paper and insert into typewriter that has had ribbon removed (manual of course)
3) type from longhand version (this makes holes in front sheet)
4) examine sheet for typos, spelling, punctuation, etc
5) apply nail varnish to fill up the holes where correction is needed
6) re-insert sheet to typewriter and try to line up exactly as before
7) type corrections over nail varnish
8) insert sheet to Gestetner m/c
9) apply ink to Gestetner roller trying to keep it off hands and clothes
10) load blank paper
11) turn handle on side making typed sheet and blank paper go through one turn in contact with inked roller
12) examine printed paper and decide if the previously unnoticed mistakes are within normal operating parameters or IF the whole boodly thing needs to be retyped GOTO 3
13) print off as many copies as required
14) collate, staple, stuff into envelopes
15) not blameable on Gestetner but unless somehow pre-printed the address labels now need to be written out, postage stamps licked (uggggh!) and whole mess taken to post-office

Step #16) Inhale deeply 👍
 
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Gestetner? An instrument of torture used by teachers, club newsletter editors and other amatuers who needed to print things without the expense of a proper printing press. Eg for a local motor club newsletter:
1) write month's copy out longhand (compose it too, ever get contributions? Thought not.)
2) take sheet of Gestetner paper and insert into typewriter that has had ribbon removed (manual of course)
3) type from longhand version (this makes holes in front sheet)
4) examine sheet for typos, spelling, punctuation, etc
5) apply nail varnish to fill up the holes where correction is needed
6) re-insert sheet to typewriter and try to line up exactly as before
7) type corrections over nail varnish
8) insert sheet to Gestetner m/c
9) apply ink to Gestetner roller trying to keep it off hands and clothes
10) load blank paper
11) turn handle on side making typed sheet and blank paper go through one turn in contact with inked roller
12) examine printed paper and decide if the previously unnoticed mistakes are within normal operating parameters or IF the whole boodly thing needs to be retyped GOTO 3
13) print off as many copies as required
14) collate, staple, stuff into envelopes
15) not blameable on Gestetner but unless somehow pre-printed the address labels now need to be written out, postage stamps licked (uggggh!) and whole mess taken to post-office

Step #16) Inhale deeply 👍
 
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Step #16) Inhale deeply 👍
17) then repair to any one of Dudley's pubs selling excellent beer. Mrs Pardoe's home-brew at the White Swan was my favourite.
 
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Gestetner? An instrument of torture used by teachers, club newsletter editors and other amatuers who needed to print things without the expense of a proper printing press. Eg for a local motor club newsletter:
1) write month's copy out longhand (compose it too, ever get contributions? Thought not.)
2) take sheet of Gestetner paper and insert into typewriter that has had ribbon removed (manual of course)
3) type from longhand version (this makes holes in front sheet)
4) examine sheet for typos, spelling, punctuation, etc
5) apply nail varnish to fill up the holes where correction is needed
6) re-insert sheet to typewriter and try to line up exactly as before
7) type corrections over nail varnish
8) insert sheet to Gestetner m/c
9) apply ink to Gestetner roller trying to keep it off hands and clothes
10) load blank paper
11) turn handle on side making typed sheet and blank paper go through one turn in contact with inked roller
12) examine printed paper and decide if the previously unnoticed mistakes are within normal operating parameters or IF the whole boodly thing needs to be retyped GOTO 3
13) print off as many copies as required
14) collate, staple, stuff into envelopes
15) not blameable on Gestetner but unless somehow pre-printed the address labels now need to be written out, postage stamps licked (uggggh!) and whole mess taken to post-office

I remember the Gestetner. 65 years ago, the editor of the newsletter for a car club I belonged to, used one of those. How do you spell “painful”?
 
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Every school in creation seemed to have one when I attended school as a kid, what a waste of paper! and Methylated Spirits.
 
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Is Gestetner a German verb?

Here I think we called those mimeograph machines. I well remember the smell and the purple ink, if it’s the same thing.
 
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Is Gestetner a German verb?

Here I think we called those mimeograph machines. I well remember the smell and the purple ink, if it’s the same thing.

I am sure its just a transliteration of another German verb Schadenfreude 😁
 
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Every school in creation seemed to have one when I attended school as a kid, what a waste of paper! and Methylated Spirits.
You didn’t huff the sweet sweet smell?
 
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All I remember is the smell of the mimeograph machine that my mom used for the local PTA when I was too young for kindergarten.
 
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Why do Australians put an o on the end of everything? How did it come about in the first place?Does anyone actually pronounce the full word,or does everyone just cut every word to a minimum and just stick an o on the end?
We don’t stick o on everything we also stick ie on shitloads of stuff truckie = truck driver, bikie = motorcycle gang member, tinnie = small aluminium boat or the more frequently used can of beer
As to why we do it………because we can!
We real Aussies prefer not to use many Americanisms as we are quite capable of effectively butchering the English language all by ourselves!
 
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Step #16) Inhale deeply 👍
It’s used to be known as a roneo machine here in Oz
As kids we’d get stuff handed out from the teachers and some kids would sniff up all the metho fumes
 
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Gestetner? Percolator?

I'm starting to think you're all starting to make things up now.
 
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Woodwards. Indeed! I felt there was no sense mentioning the name of the firm!

I used to work P/T at Woodward's, during Uni. Lasted a short while and this wasn't that long before they went belly up. They treated their employees right, even part-timers.
 
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Gestetner? Percolator?

I'm starting to think you're all starting to make things up now.
Starting to???
 
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All I remember is the smell of the mimeograph machine that my mom used for the local PTA when I was too young for kindergarten.
That s German! 😀