“They’re Real And They’re Spectacular!” Your favorite quotes : movies, sitcoms, real people U Know

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Seinfeld is mentioned so many times in this Forum, it could be a single topic for your favorite quote. But with so many great movies, TV shows, personal heroes and the added benefit of having OF members worldwide, it would be great to see what’s your favorite quote and where it’s from.
 
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Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo...
 
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I really dig these two quotations [Bluto and Dean Wormer respectively] from Animal House. 😁

 
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The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
 
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"Don't think. FEEEEEEEEL!
It's like a finger pointing to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all of the heavenly glory!

-Bruce Lee from the film Enter the Dragon
 
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Always loved Richard Harris, absolute legend - R.I.P., rowdy sir!
 
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"We are friends, but you always liked me better than I liked you."
The law and Jake Wade.
"How could you shoot someone in the upper lip by accident? I was aiming at his lower lip."
True Grit.
 
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Always loved Richard Harris, absolute legend - R.I.P., rowdy sir!

Looks like a jubilee bracelet. Maybe a datejust?
 
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Looks like a jubilee bracelet. Maybe a datejust?

I think he was a watch guy - gave a lot as gifts, IIRC. If you ever want a hilarious read, Hellraisers: The Life and Inebriated Times of Richard Burton, Richard Harris, Peter O'Toole & Oliver Reed by Robert Sellers is brilliant.

To keep with the theme of the thread here's one about O'Toole:
"Has it ever occurred to you that Peter O'Toole has a double phallic name?" -Groucho Marx
 
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I think he was a watch guy - gave a lot as gifts, IIRC. If you ever want a hilarious read, Hellraisers: The Life and Inebriated Times of Richard Burton, Richard Harris, Peter O'Toole & Oliver Reed by Robert Sellers is brilliant.

To keep with the theme of the thread here's one about O'Toole:
"Has it ever occurred to you that Peter O'Toole has a double phallic name?" -Groucho Marx

I always thought Richard Harris was way cool. Check out his appearances on Letterman if you haven't yet. He wears some sort of large diameter white dialed watch on a leather strap thru out many years on that show.
 
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There must be at least 30 fantastic quotes in this 2 minute clip. Take your pick.

Rodney was the best!

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Rodney was the best!

Oh you got that right! Him on Carson was epic. He and Rickles were the best of the best.
 
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"I'm alright now but last week I was in rough shape"

"you know my doctor" 😁
 
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“I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.” Jack Nicholson at his best.
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