There's always one! Scottish man filmed launching a firework from his BOTTOM

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A "Scottish Man" but definitely not a "Scotsman".
A Scotsman would automatically clench his cheeks too tightly for the expensive rocket to fly free.
 
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Ah……The Daily Mail…that bastion of truth, and accuracy

The original owner…Harold Harmsworth, the first Viscount Rothermere… was a staunch admirer of Hitler, and Mussolini

Very little has changed, in 125 years
 
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Is it just me or was anyone else wincing at the idea of splinters as the thing launched?