The United States of Bed Bath & Beyond

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An interesting post by Ben Hunt appeared today on his site (link to the full article at the bottom), and I think that he has the broad strokes correct.

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A GROWN MAN MADE A WAGER. HE LOST.

HE MADE ANOTHER WAGER. HE LOST AGAIN.

END OF STORY.


- The Sopranos (season 2, episode 10)

In season 2 of The Sopranos, Davey Scatino - owner of Ramsey Sports and Outdoors and degenerate gambler - loses $10,000 in a poker game run by one of Tony Soprano’s associates. Davey, an old high school friend of Tony’s, begs him to let him play in the higher stakes poker game, the Executive Poker Game, so he can win his money back. Tony advises against it, but eventually agrees, staking Davey with $50,000 for the game. Davey loses, of course, and now Tony Soprano owns him.

"You told me not to get into the game, why’d you let me do it?“

“Well, I knew you had this business here, Davey. It’s my nature.“

At which point Tony and his associates proceed to ‘bust-out’ Davey’s sporting goods store.

They buy high-priced items on store credit to resell for cash, max out the store’s credit lines with suppliers, and generally loot the store. Ultimately Davey declares bankruptcy, is divorced by his wife, and moves to Nevada. The last we see of Ramsey Sports and Outdoors is a liquidator putting up a store closing sign.


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Oh wait, that’s not Ramsey Sports and Outdoors.

But of course it is.

The story of Bed Bath & Beyond is the story of grown men, weak men, making wagers that they lose over and over again.

The story of Bed Bath & Beyond is the story of grown men, rapacious men, whose nature is to bust-out the weak men as cruelly and certainly as possible, over and over again.

The story of Bed Bath & Beyond is our story, the story of the United States here in the fin de siecle of The Long Now, where our entire country has been busted out and stripped for parts by grown men, rapacious men, different from Tony Soprano only in that they plunder legally within a system of courts and laws and regulatory agencies.

https://www.epsilontheory.com/the-united-states-of-bed-bath-beyond/

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Jimmy Kimmel also had a theory:

"You know, if only they had 20% more revenue...you know?"
 
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It's an "Open Discussion". Did you even bother to read it?
Because being a forum dedicated to Omega watches, I thought there might be a tie in to Omega watches or maybe cars, not the look at me post that this is.
 
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Because being a forum dedicated to Omega watches, I thought there might be a tie in to Omega watches or maybe cars, not the look at me post that this is.

The whole point of having an "Open Discussion" sub-forum is so that things outside of Omega, and even watches in some cases, can be discussed. There are discussions about cars, firearms, travel, nature, etc.

And where do you get "look at me" from? Someone else authored the post, I find it to be interesting, and expect that some others would as well.
 
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The whole point of having an "Open Discussion" sub-forum is so that things outside of Omega, and even watches in some cases, can be discussed. There are discussions about cars, firearms, travel, nature, etc.

And where do you get "look at me" from? Someone else authored the post, I find it to be interesting, and expect that some others would as well.
You authored the post. Look at the picture.
 
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You authored the post. Look at the picture.

What are you talking about? Of course I technically authored the post, but the content, beyond the first line, is not mine. I was introducing the linked article. I could create a quote frame, if there is further confusion.
 
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Interesting read. Depressing as well…
 
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My balls itch, Tony Soprano sucked them once. Why does my Porsche wear out tires in 6000 miles?

You are acting childish. If you have a problem with the thread, feel free to contact the Mods. Otherwise, please spare readers any more of your drivel.
 
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You are acting childish. If you have a problem with the thread, feel free to contact the Mods. Otherwise, please spare readers any more of your drivel.
You do realize Tony Soprano is a made up person?
 
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You do realize they wear out the tires so quickly in the back because so much weight is on them and so much lateral load is applied in spirited cornering? 😁
 
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You do realize they wear out the tires so quickly in the back because so much weight is on them and so much lateral load is applied in spirited cornering? 😁
I know that from personal experience, Tony Soprano warned me, but I thought maybe I knew better.
 
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I know that from personal experience, Tony Soprano warned me, but I thought maybe I knew better.

The "open discussion" forum seems to have many topics that are unrelated to watches - I hadn't seen this, and I do find it interesting, so I appreciate it being shared. I know I've read posts aobut knives, cars, bitcoin, depression, cooking, lego, etc, etc. Why not one about BBB?
 
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The "open discussion" forum seems to have many topics that are unrelated to watches - I hadn't seen this, and I do find it interesting, so I appreciate it being shared. I know I've read posts aobut knives, cars, bitcoin, depression, cooking, lego, etc, etc. Why not one about BBB?
Tony Soprano should not be included in any serious discussion.
 
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You do realize Tony Soprano is a made up person?

Tony Soprano should not be included in any serious discussion.

If you were to actually read the article, perhaps you could come up with an intelligent criticism or two. But given the quality of your comments thus far, I doubt that anyone will be betting on it happening.
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If you were to actually read the article, perhaps you could come up with an intelligent criticism or two. But given the quality of your comments thus far, I doubt that anyone will be betting on it happening.
I don’t have to read the article. Why is this included?
A GROWN MAN MADE A WAGER. HE LOST.

HE MADE ANOTHER WAGER. HE LOST AGAIN.

END OF STORY.


- The Sopranos (season 2, episode 10)

In season 2 of The Sopranos, Davey Scatino - owner of Ramsey Sports and Outdoors and degenerate gambler - loses $10,000 in a poker game run by one of Tony Soprano’s associates. Davey, an old high school friend of Tony’s, begs him to let him play in the higher stakes poker game, the Executive Poker Game, so he can win his money back. Tony advises against it, but eventually agrees, staking Davey with $50,000 for the game. Davey loses, of course, and now Tony Soprano owns him.

You told me not to get into the game, why’d you let me do it?“

“Well, I knew you had this business here, Davey. It’s my nature.“

At which point Tony and his associates proceed to ‘bust-out’ Davey’s sporting goods store.
 
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I don’t have to read the article. Why is this included?

You really are flaunting your ignorance now, as if you don't understand why the dialogue from The Sopranos was used, you need to read further in order to gain context.

If you read the whole article, and remain confused, I'll be happy to explain.
 
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You really are flaunting your ignorance now, as if you don't understand why the dialogue from The Sopranos was used, you need to read further in order to gain context.

If you read the whole article, and remain confused, I'll be happy to explain.
My investments don’t require any mention of Tony Soprano, my watches don’t require any mention of Hodinkee. Feel free to play the game however you want.