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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. M'Bob Dec 15, 2019

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    Name the famous duo, part 8:

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  2. BlackTalon This Space for Rent Dec 15, 2019

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    Generally Sophia was a beach?
     
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  3. JimInOz Melbourne Australia Dec 15, 2019

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  4. M'Bob Dec 15, 2019

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    Nicely done.
     
  5. M'Bob Dec 15, 2019

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    Part 9, famous comedy duo:
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  6. MyVintageOmega Dec 15, 2019

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  7. M'Bob Dec 16, 2019

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    Name the group:

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  8. M'Bob Dec 16, 2019

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    Name the singer:

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  9. madjestikmoose Can’t bat, can’t bowl Dec 16, 2019

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  10. DaveK Yoda of Yodelers Dec 16, 2019

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    David Bowie :thumbsup:
     
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  11. Wivac Terribly special Dec 16, 2019

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  12. madjestikmoose Can’t bat, can’t bowl Dec 16, 2019

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  13. BlackTalon This Space for Rent Dec 16, 2019

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    I am still searching for the joke content in these posts. What am I missing?
     
  14. Edward53 Dec 16, 2019

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    Save the trees! Eat more beavers!
     
  15. M'Bob Dec 16, 2019

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    A little light-hearted play on words. What I am missing is why you are being punctilious. If you don't like them, feel free to ignore...
     
  16. Mad Cow Dec 16, 2019

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    Not so much for...
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    Here’s some for you though...

    Two bumpkins were taking their first go on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas - which they haven’t seen before (true).

    Each one got one,

    The first one can’t wait and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel.

    When the train came out the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."

    "Why not?" says his friend, “was it taste bad?”

    "no, was tasting ok, but it made me blind for a little bit!
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  17. M'Bob Dec 16, 2019

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    Excellent. I appreciate you rescuing this thread with a classic, fifth-grade joke that's the epitome of written humor.
     
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  18. Mad Cow Dec 16, 2019

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    ^^ No worries for you & glad to help!



    By the way, if you can hear a good construction joke, come back tomorrow... why then you ask?




    because today, I am still working on it!

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  19. vitriol Dec 17, 2019

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    Seasons Greetings I saw on Seiko forum :D
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  20. JimInOz Melbourne Australia Dec 17, 2019

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    Yeah, but they're not serving decent single malts, just GF rubbish, I've asked them to drop me back home.
     
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