That’s in Victoria add another $12-14 for Darwin

 

They should be paying you to drink that stuff!

 

It's Australia's equivalent to Bud in the US.

 

Only beer I ever sampled that I was unable finish, was in a pub in London, England. Not knowing English brands, I asked the server to recommend something. The answer was, London Pride! Not to offend any connoisseurs of suds who like London Pride, it didn’t suit my taster for Canadian beer.

 

Whoever invented knock knock jokes deserves the No Bell Prize

 

One tectonic plate bumped into another and said "sorry, my fault"

 

The fog was so thick this morning that I actually tried to catch some...but mist.

Thank you, I'll be here all weekend if you want to catch my evening shows...

 

I really like this one and it seemed so familiar...

https://omegaforums.net/threads/tell-me-a-joke.25276/page-80#post-1242117

Was funnier when you told it.

 

There is a reason why us from ‘up north’ call it the ‘effluent south’.....

 

You might give some thought to the fact that we from “up north” are a minority’s on this MB. Let’s not provoke the sleeping giant from down south to roll over, by using terms like “effluent”!

 

I just saw a robbery at the Apple store, now the cops want me as an iWitness.

 

This is a common joke from those of us in the North of England whilst describing the beer produced in London.

 

Ah! I see! Just didn’t want to provoke a retaliation from our big neighbour to the south.

 

What happens if you drop your iPhone and iPad in the water?













They sync.

 

Why isn't an iPhone charger

...called Apple Juice?

 

Well, isn’t that just the bee’s knees

 

Yep!

 

I know, i know, I am wearing out my welcome

 

Whatever your political affiliation...points for creativity: