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  1. JimInOz Melbourne Australia Aug 9, 2019

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    A memorial to exactly 20 years of relative stability for the USA.
     
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  2. DaveK Yoda of Yodelers Aug 10, 2019

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  3. DaveK Yoda of Yodelers Aug 10, 2019

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  4. DaveK Yoda of Yodelers Aug 10, 2019

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  5. DaveK Yoda of Yodelers Aug 10, 2019

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    Sorry for spamming you :oops:
     
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  6. STANDY schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector Aug 10, 2019

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    Your lucky you have over 200 posts ;)
     
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  7. DaveK Yoda of Yodelers Aug 10, 2019

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    I was b
    I was bored at Costco ::shy::
     
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  8. Canuck Aug 10, 2019

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  9. Darlinboy Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Aug 11, 2019

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    Speaking of spam...

    Are you interested in making $$$$ fast?

    Here's an incredibly simple way to do it,
    and there is absolutely nothing to buy,
    no investment to make,
    no money to lose!

    Try it now!

    Just follow this simple procedure:

    1) Hold down the shift key.

    2) Hit the 4 key four times
     
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  10. DaveK Yoda of Yodelers Aug 11, 2019

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    When eating vast quantities of Klick, it is important to choose the healthy 25% sodium reduced option! :thumbsup:
     
  11. AriTheWatchmaker Aug 11, 2019

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    My joke is " you can learn watchmaking on the internet"
     
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  12. staristheanswer Aug 11, 2019

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    Where are the money coming from after we do that?:D
    I'm bit greedy $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$........................
     
  13. wsfarrell Aug 11, 2019

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  14. Darlinboy Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Aug 11, 2019

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    We’ll we’ll we’ll
    If it isn’t my old friend autocorrect...
     
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  15. Darlinboy Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Aug 11, 2019

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    Autocorrect sucks! Look what I've sent to somebody in the office by mistake...

    - "Next Tuesday I'll lick you, suck you and bite you all night!"

    - Hahahaha, what did you mean to say?

    - Thursday
     
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  16. DiiQue I don't believe that is possible. Aug 11, 2019

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    True story.. I still crack up every time FB brings this back out... My son was 7 and my daughter was 3 at the time... LOL! Screenshot_20190812-113452_Facebook.jpg
     
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  17. staristheanswer Aug 12, 2019

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  18. staristheanswer Aug 13, 2019

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    Yes you are right it is confusing...but I guess you get what I want to say ;)
     
  19. Pun Aug 13, 2019

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    +1
     
  20. Wryfox Aug 16, 2019

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