A man from wearing an Omega walks into a bar and asks, “Wanna hear a joke about Rolex owners?”
The bartender says, “Listen, pal, I’m wearing a Kermit and I won’t appreciate it. The man sitting next to you is 265 pounds, and he’s got a super-rare Bat Man. And the bouncer, that huge guy over there there, is wearing a Hulk AND a Root Beer Nipple, one on each wrist. So .... do you still want to tell that joke?”
“No,” says the Omega guy chuckling to himself, “Not, if I have to explain it three times.”
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