Dr Watson: Holmes! How the devil did you solve that last case?
Sherlock Holmes: Elementary dear Watson... elementary!
Here... I'll show you! Watson, drop your trousers and pants and bend over the desk!
(Dr Watson does as e's told and Sherlock Holmes dips his finger in a jar of lemon curd and rubs a bit around Watson's arsehole)
Dr Watson: Ye gads Holmes! Why have you got your knob out?... and why are you rubbing lemon curd on my arsehole?
Sherlock Holmes: 'Lemon entry' dear Watson.. lemon entry!
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