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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. Buck2466 May 3, 2020

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  3. Omegafanman May 8, 2020

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    Just a thought – but if bankers, lawyers and politicians are all going to start wearing masks...well in terms of being robbed things really will be just like the old days ….stand and deliver :0)
     
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  4. Pun May 8, 2020

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    This..
     
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  5. STANDY schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector May 8, 2020

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  6. ipreferjester May 8, 2020

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    I forgot where I heard it from originally, but...

    "What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch, and the other watches your snatch."
     
  7. simomega May 8, 2020

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  8. Omegafanman May 9, 2020

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    I hear the proclaimers have had to release a new version of their track...….
     
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  9. jsducote May 10, 2020

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    Tanks fer puttin tat fekkin ting in me head.
     
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  10. Pun May 11, 2020

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    To Be More Epic Than Moon Step Only If....
     
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  11. M'Bob May 11, 2020

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    Disgruntled employee?

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  12. M'Bob May 11, 2020

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    For the smart kids:

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  13. M'Bob May 11, 2020

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    This this is why drugs and computer assembly don't mix:

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  14. Canuck May 11, 2020

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    Made by a relative of the person who designed the QWERTY keyboard for typewriters.
     
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  15. Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker May 11, 2020

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    I think this guy now works at Rolex putting 9’s on Explorer dials...
     
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  16. scapa May 11, 2020

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    Hedgehogs.



    Why can't they just share the hedge?






    (It's a slow burner, but a nice way to unlock a room.)
     
  17. M'Bob May 11, 2020

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  18. M'Bob May 11, 2020

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    You think you work hard?

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  19. M'Bob May 11, 2020

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    Dyslexia, in one of its many forms:

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  20. M'Bob May 11, 2020

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    Such a refreshing change from the typical day-old stuff:

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