Hopefully this one won't get taken down unlike the last one (one of the tackiest jokes I know).
So I like to walk into a bar full of rednecks who are chewing tobacco and pull a bag of raisins, place a generous gob in my mouth. Soon I get a nice quantity of appropriately colored saliva, which I spit into the can a few times.
Then I exclaim loudly "Where I come from we are man enough to swallow our chew when we finish" and proceed to do so.
So all those rednecks, not to be outdone...
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