I love a good joke, but I am awful at telling them. Show me what you've got! A dyslexic man walks into a bra..... An old mafia don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed. -"You lissin-ta me. I wanna for youse to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me." -"But grandpa, I really don't really like guns. How's about you leave me your gold Rolex Day Date President reference 1803 with serti Stella dial and non-quickset caliber 1556 instead?" -"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna my business, you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then......pointa to you gold Rolex Day Date President reference 1803 with serti Stella dial and non-quickset caliber 1556 and a say, TIME'S UP?