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··This Space for RentIf we can see the objects how do we know they are hidden?
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·Busy work. Hey reader, there are 5 hidden objects in this comic. Must find muuuuuuust find. 2 of them are BS compared to the other 3.
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·After pulling a farmer over for speeding, the policeman started to lecture him about his speed, pompously implying that the farmer didn't know any better and trying to make him feel as uncomfortable as possible. Then he started writing out the ticket, but had to keep swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The farmer asked "Having some trouble with circle flies there are ya?”
The cop paused to take another swat and said "Yes, if that's what they are. I've never heard of circle flies.”
The farmer was pleased to enlighten the cop. "Circle flies are common on farms. They're called circle flies because you almost always find them circling the back end of a horse.”
The cop continued writing for a moment, then says "Hey, are you trying to call me a horse's ***?”
"Oh no, officer." The farmer replies, "I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers for that.”
"That's a good thing." The officer says, and goes back to writing out the ticket.
After a long pause the farmer added "Hard to fool them flies, though.”
The farmer asked "Having some trouble with circle flies there are ya?”
The cop paused to take another swat and said "Yes, if that's what they are. I've never heard of circle flies.”
The farmer was pleased to enlighten the cop. "Circle flies are common on farms. They're called circle flies because you almost always find them circling the back end of a horse.”
The cop continued writing for a moment, then says "Hey, are you trying to call me a horse's ***?”
"Oh no, officer." The farmer replies, "I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers for that.”
"That's a good thing." The officer says, and goes back to writing out the ticket.
After a long pause the farmer added "Hard to fool them flies, though.”
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·HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies" he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies" he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
