Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics]

The produce clerk was working , stacking produce in the grocery store. A lady walks up and tells she can’t find the broccoli. “Sorry ma’am, we are sold out of broccoli, but we’ll have some tomorrow”. He goes back to his work. A few minutes later, the same lady approaches him and tells him she can’t find any broccoli. He says, “Sorry ma’am, we are sold out of broccoli, but we’ll have some more tomorrow”. He goes back to his work. A few minutes later, the same lady approaches him and tells him she can’t find the broccoli. Somewhat annoyed, he says to her, “ Ma’am, do me a favor and spell cat, as in catastrophe”. C A T she says. He says “good, now please spell dog as in dogmatic”. D O G, she says. He says, “Good, now spell the f_ _ k in broccoli”. She says, there IS no f_ _ k in broccoli. He says, “Ma’am, that’s exactly what I’ve been trying to tell you!”