Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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I found a hooker who charges by the inch, I can't afford her but thought you may want a cheap night out.
 
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I found a hooker who charges by the inch, I can't afford her but thought you may want a cheap night out.
She was too tall, eh?
 
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I found a hooker who charges by the inch, I can't afford her but thought you may want a cheap night out.
She was too tall, eh?
No…I am…
 
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When 2 people have sex it's called a two some; when 3 people have sex it's called a three some; and now I understand why people call you handsome.
 
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When 2 people have sex it's called a two some; when 3 people have sex it's called a three some; and now I understand why people call you handsome.
...or lonesome! 😀