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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

ghce
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JimInOz JimInOz
All Aussies are lethal Steve.
How about in smaller doses such as Kylie Minogue 😀 opps that's right double trouble.
 
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JimInOz JimInOz
Sent to me by my Grandson.

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That took a momant or two to sink in.

Its freaking unbelievable as I typed this an ant walked up my computer monitor screen and I thought how did Jim do that ?? had to knock it off to reassure myself it was an actual ant.
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JimInOz
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OK, a different approach. One for our UK members.

I know, another ::facepalm1::.

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I went into a diner. The sign said, “Breakfast, any time.” So I ordered two scrambled eggs during the Renaissance…
 
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My friend, George, is a radio announcer; when he walks under a bridge, you can’t hear him talk…
 
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I took the wife out for dinner last night. All she kept saying was she wanted to pay for the meal for a change.

I said, 'don't be silly, we're halfway down the street, just keep running.'
 
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