Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Before he was famous, Little Richard used to cut back overgrown gardens for a living... He lopped all the rhubarb, he lopped bamboo.
 
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I must be a bit thick but I don't get it.
I know a joke isn't a joke if you have to explain it, however ................ in the words of one of Australia's most notable politicians........

 
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US innovates, Chine replicates and EU regulates...
the joke is in the fact that EU obliged all plastic bottle manufacturers to connect the cap to the bottle so both stay together and the caps don't end up in nature... which these didn't as in some countries collecting caps went towards the (charity) purchase of wheelchairs.
With cap attached, it's more difficult to drink... and the plastic of cap & bottle are different which intially posed a recycling "problem".
 
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US innovates, Chine replicates and EU regulates...
You need to go to China. It's the future. No joke.