Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Haha I bet the colour of the guy behind the desk in ora... Oops nearly broke the rules there.
 
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I was doing some extra training in Oregon in 1995 close to where Talk Like a Pirate Day was born........finally found something to make the day complete.
Mrs. P has not given her seal of approval, but I have 4 months to convince her.
 
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Mrs. P has not given her seal of approval, but I have 4 months to convince her.
Tell her "I'm hooked!"
 
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I was doing some extra training in Oregon in 1995 close to where Talk Like a Pirate Day was born........finally found something to make the day complete.
Mrs. P has not given her seal of approval, but I have 4 months to convince her.
AHH y'all be needing some polywash on that.
 
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I was doing some extra training in Oregon in 1995 close to where Talk Like a Pirate Day was born........finally found something to make the day complete.
Mrs. P has not given her seal of approval, but I have 4 months to convince her.
"Elegance and sophistication" are the first words I thought of ...