Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Remember kids, dont smoke weed and waste your life playing music....

 
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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting chatting in a pub.
The Scotsman says to the Englishman: “Do you have any children?”
“Yes.” replied the Englishman. “We have a son who was born on St George’s Day so we called him George.”
“Same here.” said the Scotsman. “We have a son who was born on St Andrew’s Day so we called him Andrew.”
“Bejassus” yelled the Irishman. “What a coincidence. It’s the same with us and our son, Pancake!”
 
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Most zoo dentists won’t treat a Grizzly without strong anaesthesia.

Because there’s safety in numb bears.

::facepalm1::
 
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Even more shitty way to go is diarrheal diseases. Who knew that it was such a killer?