Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Honesty is the best policy......

Maine doesn't have plates with pink letters. Are you projecting?
 
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A man was shot with a starter pistol and beaten with a relay baton.

Police suspect the attack was race related.
 
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A universal truth about senior execs! Most of them couldn't tell the difference between their armpits and their arseholes without having a sniff.......and even then they'd get it wrong 50% of the time!
 
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I always say there are two types of people in the world, and that's how I lost my job at the blood bank.
 
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WHEN A MAN IS QUIET, HE IS IN DEEP THOUGHT.

WHEN A WOMAN IS
QUIET, YOU ARE IN DEEP SH*T. 😂