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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

M'Bob
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Microplastics, phthalates, asbestos, gluten. Now we have to add this to the list of worries?

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“Bob, you’ll be fine.” I’ll save you the trouble, Pastorbottle…
 
Tony C.
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Bob ^^^ you've missed the forest for the trees:

If The Sun, a British rag, is unwilling to title the story Shower Cock-up!, then then censorship fight has already been lost. 😥
 
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Tony C. Tony C.
f The Sun, a British rag, is unwilling to title the story Shower Cock-up!, then then censorship fight has already been lost.
The hacks at The Sun wouldn’t have your wit. They wouldn’t even know that ‘cock-up’ is hyphenated.
 
Tony C.
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^^^ the dream triple feature:

1998 "BIG" (Tom Hanks)
1999 "Dick" (Nixon)
1990 "In Your Face" (dubbed Chinese comedy)
 
M'Bob
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Tony C. Tony C.
^^^ the dream triple feature:

1998 "BIG" (Tom Hanks)
1999 "Dick" (Nixon)
1990 "In Your Face" (dubbed Chinese comedy)

2010 Eat, Pray, Love
2009 Suck (Rock film)
1999 Dick (Nixon)
 
M'Bob
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2025 Kiss (Indian rom-com)
1989 My Left Foot (bio-drama)
2017 Bitch (dark comedy)
 
Pun
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Pastorbottle Pastorbottle
Spare time? or all the time

Depends on the addiction. At times I try to avoid successfully, most of the times I succumb abjectly….
 
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