Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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(it's a timely bond joke...)
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I use everyone of these except maybe two or three on a regular basis. A bit disappointing that its not my original material, but nice to know that its approved by Dads of the world.
 
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I use everyone of these except maybe two or three on a regular basis. A bit disappointing that its not my original material, but nice to know that its approved by Dads of the world.
“Open the back/front door as well, we might as well warm ALL of Wiltshire”, I might have said repeatedly.::facepalm1::