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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

Pastorbottle
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That's exactly my type!
Now by your type, do you mean the type you seek?.........or is that just the usual expression on their faces that you are accustomed to, as you go about the business of pleasuring?
 
GarethS
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Man walks into a bookshop...
"I'm looking for a book about turtles"
"Hard back?"
"Yes, with small heads..."
 
GarethS
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I was in the park today, spotted a frisbee and wondered why it was getting bigger.

And then it hit me...
 
Canuck
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Cursed auto-correct! I blame all my errors on this feature!
 
Vinz Clortho
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Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet
Friend's 4 year old: I don't have any other feet
Me: Fair enough
 
Scarecrow Boat
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My friend Bob died, because I couldn’t remember his blood type…

It was tough to see that I’ll tell ya. But… he was strong… All the way to the end.

He was like, B positive! B positive!
 
p4ul
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Scarecrow Boat Scarecrow Boat
Send this to someone that needs to hear it:

You, are enough











































We don’t need any more of you.
OK? 😉
 
DaveK
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Does anyone here know where I can buy paracord in men’s sizes?

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p4ul
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I know this is a show off post but feck it I had to share.
When you work hard all your life and you are doing so well you can treat yourself.
White was the only colour but it doesn't matter.
I've just purchased four of these garden chairs!!
 
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