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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

Pastorbottle
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When I was a kid I remember causing great consternation when I told some of the other kids that Santa's Sleigh crashed into powerlines, burning Santa, the Reindeer, the sleigh and all the Toys to a crisp!..........Yep I've always been a bastard!
 
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When I was a kid I remember causing great consternation when I told some of the other kids that Santa's Sleigh crashed into powerlines, burning Santa, the Reindeer, the sleigh and all the Toys to a crisp!..........Yep I've always been a bastard!
You must be a big hit with the grandkids…
 
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M'Bob M'Bob
You must be a big hit with the grandkids…
He says "Yep I've always been a bastard!" I can think of a better word to describe someone who gets a kick out of telling kids Santa burned up in powerlines.
 
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He says "Yep I've always been a bastard!" I can think of a better word to describe someone who gets a kick out of telling kids Santa burned up in powerlines.
As I said, I was a little kid myself your being a bit judgmental and self righteous there aren't you. We can't all be holier than thou, or is your halo so bright you can't see your own faults?
Unlike some hypocrites, at least I admit to being a bastard.
 
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Don't have grandkids
Is that you pictured in your avatar? If so,makes your Santa story a bit ironic, no?
 
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M'Bob M'Bob
Is that you pictured in your avatar? If so,makes your Santa story a bit ironic, no?
Who else would it be? And NO it's only little kids and imbeciles that think every greying old bloke with a beard might be Santa.
The mo depicted in your avatar looks a bit like the one the Freddie Mercury had, but it would be stupid to assume that because of that similarity you had his talent or character, wouldn't it?
 
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The mo depicted in your avatar looks a bit like the one the Freddie Mercury had, but it would be stupid to assume that because of that similarity you had his talent or character, wouldn't it?
I certainly don’t have his talent (ask anyone who’s heard me sing), and neither does my avatar look anything like Freddy Mercury:

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Maybe Rollie…

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Look, I'm all for the enforcement of reasonable safety measures, but given that the woman in question was apparently not bottomless...

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