Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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What do you call Barbie’s waiting in a line? Barbie queue
 
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Dang! Sold out!

https://www.diamondpotato.com/

"We put diamonds on a potato."

😀

Priceless!

Black Friday bullshit in sharp photographic relief.

I was looking at buying a Mains power board last week off of Aliexpress, normal price was NZ$14.00, looked yesterday at the black Friday sale price NZ$24.00, what a saving!
 
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Bishan Singh Bedi, one of the greatest Indian spinners married an Australian.
On their wedding night, Bedi asks his wife: "Did you have any boyfriends before marriage?"

She keeps silent. Bedi asks two-three times again.

Then she replies, slowly:

"Has any spinner ever got a New Ball?"
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Nawab Mansur Ali Khan Pataudi another Indian cricket legend, in his wedding night. Asked Sharmila Tagore, a beautiful Bollywood actress, same question.

She replied to him.

YOU WERE NEVER AN OPENING BATSMAN.
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