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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Archer Archer
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All i know is a Dr Pepper sized rock that weighs as much as 3 baby elephants is pretty freaking heavy. That's about 30 French Bulldogs in half the size of my boot!
 
JimInOz
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THREE baby elephants?
Pfffffft!
Everything's bigger in Texas!
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and here's a technical explanation from Reddit:

"It was moving 15 times faster than a dragonfly, and the impact was 7 times the force of a stampeding buffalo herd.
The sound generated was as loud as a troupe of 30 Howler Monkeys."
 
JimInOz
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If you've ever been on a motorcycle forum, you'll understand.




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Scarecrow Boat Scarecrow Boat
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Huh?
Depth, volume or surface area?
How the heck can we figure out how big the darn thing is with measurements like that?
 
JimInOz
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I think the description "a sinkhole that would hold 3,734 gophers" would have been more understandable to the general American public.
 
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Vercingetorix Vercingetorix
Metric or standard washing machines?
Not sure, I think they mean the ones about 1/4 the size of a Volkswagen.
 
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Not sure, I think they mean the ones about 1/4 the size of a Volkswagen.
Yeah but is that a beetle or kombi or a new Volkswagen in which case is it a pissey little Polo or a bloody great Crafter van?
 
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Pastorbottle Pastorbottle
Yeah but is that a beetle or kombi or a new Volkswagen in which case is it a pissey little Polo or a bloody great Crafter van
Is that laden or unladen….
 
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At least our American friends can’t loose a 10mm socket….😜

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Vercingetorix
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At least our American friends can’t loose a 10mm socket….😜
Next comes the belief that the earth is round. Will you people let us wallow in the past? Ignorance is bliss and 10mm is actually 1.2 ish barleycorns!
 
Archer
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At least our American friends can’t loose a 10mm socket….😜

That was great - caught a little snippet of the Guru's at the end there!

 
Vercingetorix
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Here’s what happens when Americans don’t lose their 10mm sockets. Great things indeed.

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blufinz52
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There used to be some pretty funny jokes on these pages. 🙄
 
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