Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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^^ Perfect gift for uncles to buy for nieces/ nephews 😁
 
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I got a mate who can be one of the most irritating pranksters ever, he has a pair of kids, as payback, I love to always give then little gifts, the noisier and more annoying they are the better.........Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke!
 
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Drums?

Pfffft!


Some of those instruments used in Chinese opera would be even better that......what an almighty bloody awful cacophony they make!
 
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No, no, no…..



😂

Funny you should post that, just last week I was having this dreadful urge to buy a full on drumset and drive the world crazy.
 
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Dangerous - I got hammered over this joke a while back...