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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

lindo
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Sign in Brisbane. It is not a photoshopped version. I guess it proves that Queenslanders have a sense of humour.

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sheepdoll
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Went to the dentist today.

While sitting in the chair I could only think of that stupid Christmas Cracker joke.

Did you hear about the dentist named Dr Pain? He changed his name to Free.

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That way he could be Pain Free. ::rimshot::

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Or another variation. The dental assistant named Ida Mary Pain married the dentist Dr Free.

Combined their name became became I. M. Pain-Free.

Of course Dr Free, never is.

And Ida Nancy Pain is I. N. Pain.
 
RI Omega Fan
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And along those lines, here’s an old one:

What time is your dentist appointment?

2:30

(Get it?)
 
ghce
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My dentist of the last 40 years ( now retired) was called DR Pain, his full name was Peter Pain so he obviously could have been a Urologist as well but chose the equally appropriate profession of Dentist.
 
Pastorbottle
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The best method of pain management at the dentists is once sitting in the chair, is to grab the dentist by the balls ans say "We're not going to hurt one another are we!"
 
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