Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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I got a text from my wife saying she was breaking up with me.

Imagine how relieved I was when a couple of minutes later she texted, "sorry, wrong number."
 
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Advertisements from earlier eras don't always work quite as well a few decades later... 😁

 
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Advertisements from earlier eras don't always work quite as well a few decades later... 😁

Mate had one back in the 1990s.
One tip, if you put a four drawer filing cabinet in the back, make sure it's lying on its side, not its back with the top edge well above the "close line" of the hatch.

Apparently back windows for this model were hard to get and very expensive.
 
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I’ve seen people in Liberia and Myanmar do the same thing.

Yes, and what a coalition these countries make...