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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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··schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collectorA man was standing quite uncomfortably in the corner of his local pharmacy. After spotting him, another customer approached the pharmacist and asked what was wrong with the man.
“He came in this morning,” the pharmacist responded.
“He was looking for something for his cough but I couldn’t find the cough medicine. So I gave him a whole bottle of laxatives.
The customer looked confused, “What do you mean? Laxatives won’t work for that?”
“Oh yeah? Look at him, he’s too afraid to cough!”
“He came in this morning,” the pharmacist responded.
“He was looking for something for his cough but I couldn’t find the cough medicine. So I gave him a whole bottle of laxatives.
The customer looked confused, “What do you mean? Laxatives won’t work for that?”
“Oh yeah? Look at him, he’s too afraid to cough!”
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··Vintage Omega AficionadoA car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross." Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?
"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross." Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?
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··Melbourne AustraliaI reckon that most of our Aussie members will say "I wish it was true!"
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